“Hey Edward.”

“Hey, Bella.”

“Were getting married.”

“Yah.”

“Bella, for my Bachelor party. WE ARE NOT GOING TO A STRIP CLUB.”

Emmett and Jasper walk in dressed as a giant pizza.

“Come on Edward; let’s go to the strip club.” Said Jasper.

“Wait why are you guys dressed up as giant pizzas?” Said Bella.

“Because we’re going to a Strip club. ^^” Emmett Said
***AT THE WEDDING***

*Here Comes the Bride starts to play.*

Bella Starts to walk down the isle like the nice elegant human that she is^^.

“Aaaahh!!!!!” Bella screams as she falls down the isle in a great tumble.

“I may now pronounce you husband and wife.” Said the priest (Angela’s Father).

“Wait before that happens.” Angela runs up to the altar to talk to Bella. “Do you find it wrong having a priest as a father, and me being a witch?”

“Ahhaa! I knew it see Edward! Now she’s a part of the club ^^!”

“Do you, Edward Cullen take Isabella Marie Swan to be your wife?”

“I do.”

“And do you Isabella Marie Swan take Edward Cullen whose middle name I can not say because it reminds me of Dumbledore as your husband?”

“Uuuummm…”

**EDWARD STARTS TO SING**

“Beat beat ba beat beat beat ba beat.”

**BELLA JOINS**

“I forgot to wear my cross tonightI left my garlic at home

It's so dumb but it's so funTo wander 'round the city aloneI'm runnin', fallin' down

Chase me all around this townAnd now you've finally got meWhat am I to do?

**ALICE SINGS**

Sexy vampire,I'm falling in love

**BELLA SING'S**

So just bite me babyAnd drink all my blood

**ESME SING'S**

Umm...

**EVERYONE STARTS TO DANCE AND SING**

Sexy vampire

I'm falling in love with you

So do what you want to do

Sexy vampire

I'm falling in love

So just bite me baby

And drink all my blood

**JUST ESME SING'S**

Okay!

**EDWARD SING'S**

Sexy vampire

I'm falling in love with you

'Cause you need my plasma more than I do.

**JACOB BARGES IN AND SAY'S**

“Hey Eddie arent you a Male vampire your not human girl or sexy.”

**JACOB JUMPS IN FRONT OF BELLA AND SING'S**

Hey you wanna stop for a drink or two

And maybe for a disco break here

We'll party all night until the sun comes up

You could say I'm raising the stakes.

**EDWARD SAY'S**
"Jacob!!! Get outs here!!!"

**JACOB SING'S**

I'm runnin', fallin' down

Chase me all around this town

And now you've finally got me

What am I to do?

**LEAH SING'S**

Sexy Jacob,I'm falling in love

So just bite me baby

And drink all my blood

**Then Jacob run's away**

**ESME THEN SING'S**

WTF???

*Rosalie sings*

Sexy vampire

I'm falling in love with you

So do what you want to do

Everyone: EEEW!!

**BELLA SINGS**

Sexy vampire

I'm falling in love

So just bite me baby

And drink all my blood

*Edward sings*

Heck No

*Everyone Sing's*

Sexy vampire

I'm falling in love with you'

Cause you need my plasma more than I do. ”

**SONG END'S!!! (sorry for bad grammer in the song no matter how much I try its still confusing) **

“I do.”

“You are now husband and wife.”

“Oh, okay…”

“Okay…”

"You may kiss the bride."

Edward/Bella:EEWW!!!

Bella: Lets go to the after party!

Edward:No its not a concert they call it the... uh what do they call it.

- The End

Bella: Wait how is it the end?

Edward: Yeah!

Author: Because it was just the beginning I'm sick of Edward/Bella!

Edward: A team Jacober? *gasp*

Author: NO a Team Volturi..er.

Edward: What does that mean?

Author: I'm replacing you with the Volturi!

Bella: You can't do that!

Author: Yes I can I'm the author!

Edward: NOOOO!!!

-Transports Back In Time-

A dinosaur was walking in his area. With a leash around his neck.

"Oh hey Caius!" Aro screamed walking his dinosaur.

"Good Morning Aro!" Caius screamed walking his dinosaur.

-freeze-

Author: NOT THAT FAR BACK IN TIME!

Edward: Oh...

To Be Continued